We Need a New United States Bill of Non-Rights

Found this more sensible Bill of Rights floating around the Internet, and thought it deserved posting here. This is what we need to adopt in the United States of America so there is no confusion about our objectives:

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great- grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.

We hold these truths to be self evident: That a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights, as follows:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one (and especially the government) should be guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy. If you order a cup of coffee, for God's sake - expect it to be hot!!

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free healthcare. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public healthcare. After Hillary proposes it next time, we should all be very afraid of the quality of care we will receive.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color television.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the original Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't want to press any numbers for English - it should be the default for every phone system. There should be separate telephone numbers for anything other than English. English is our national language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!!

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history,and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

God Bless the U.S.A.

Lou Dobbs Explains the Amnesty Bill Provisions (Part 2)

But wait... there's more!!

• LEGAL STATUS AFTER 24 HOURS: Illegal aliens would get legal status just one day after their application is filed, even if the background check isn't completed. And it will NOT be completed in nearly every instance!
• YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR ALL THE LAWYERS: Taxpayers will be paying for the immigration attorneys to represent illegal aliens. How's that for a deal?
• PERMANENT "TEMPORARY" VISAS: Supporters of this legislation called the new "Z visas" for illegal aliens "temporary." What they don't want to tell you is that the new visas can be renewed indefinitely!
• AMNESTY FOR GANG MEMBERS: Illegal alien gang members — of which the Heritage Foundation estimates there are at least 30,000 in 33 states — are also eligible for amnesty. All they have to do is say they don't want to be a gang member anymore, and bingo, they get amnesty!
• YOU WILL HELP PAY FOR MEXICANS TO STAY IN MEXICO: The federal government will use taxpayer money — YOUR money — to help the Mexican government provide enough incentives (like a decent education and health care) for Mexican citizens to stay in their country.
• NO BACK TAXES: Under this legislation, illegal aliens won't have to pay those cumbersome, nasty taxes. Don't you wish WE CITIZENS could grab hold of this opportunity?
• FAST TRACK FOR NORTH AMERICAN UNION: A proposed new "Security and Prosperity Partnership," the North American union, which would effectively ERASE borders among the United States, Mexico and Canada, would be given top priority in this legislation.

Lou Dobbs Explains the Amnesty Bill Provisions

Lou Dobbs explained the provisions of the Amnesty Bill on one of his recent broadcasts. Rep. John Boehner has it right - this bill is a piece... We must work to defeat Amnesty for the future of America. Eisenhauer did a good thing in the 1950s - and we CAN do it again!!

• BORDER SECURITY IS NOT FIRST: We can't even find out what border security has to do with this legislation. It is all about AMNESTY, and the proposed 800-mile-plus fencing on our southern border could be slashed to just 200 MILES!
• TUITION FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS: This legislation incorporates the so-called "DREAM Act" that gives in-state tuition to illegal aliens — a benefit, of course, DENIED to American citizens.
• CUTTING IN LINE: Illegal aliens will, under the terms of this legislation, also be able to cut in front of everyone who's been waiting for years in their own countries for admission to the United States legally. Too bad for people who actually follow the law, right?
• AMNESTY FOR FUGITIVES: This bill will also grant amnesty for illegal aliens who were ordered deported!
• COURTS SHUT DOWN: Our immigration courts could effectively be shut down with this legislation, as judges must close any immigration proceeding and allow illegal aliens to apply for amnesty.
• ENGLISH NOT REQUIRED: Learning English is not required until the ninth year of amnesty!
• TAX CREDITS FOR ILLEGALS: Illegal aliens don't have to pay back taxes, but they will be eligible for the earned income tax credit — a tax credit designed to help this country's hard-working CITIZENS!

Who's Behind the Big Global Warming Scam?

With the war on terrorism going on in Iraq... and gas prices creeping up to more than $3.00 per gallon... and wetbacks invading our country by the thousands every week... the biggest scam going on around the world is not money for oil or free healthcare for illegal immigrants. The biggest scam is global warming!! Algore is perpetrating a fraud on the American public like nothing else we've ever experienced... and the lunatics in Hollyweird have bought the lie completely. Some are even perpetuating the lie despite knowing the truth.

We call these perpetrators the Agenda Scientists. In sharp contrast, the real scientists have been forced into the underground by financial pressure and other means of coercion - including death threats. This fact alone tells me the Agenda Scientists don't want me to know the truth. But to find the truth (without allusion to the X-Files), you've got to connect with the science community that's been forced to the underground. This community is led by respected scientists from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), the Earth System Science Center (ESSC), and the Pasteur Institute in Paris.

As both sides (the liars and the true scientists) debate the issue, it becomes clear that the proponents of global warming have no real scientific evidence to support their claims. It becomes clear that they only want to silence true science... in an effort to be the only ones heard on the subject. I urge you to keep up with the debate... to take a serious look at the frauds who are perpetrating the lie on the American public. Take a look at the mounting evidence in the realm of true science. And consider the biblical account - because global warming is just as much of an attack on Christians as Islamic Extremists.

Eye on the World - Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts - Global Warming (ERLC)