Friday, June 02, 2006

Attention Liberals: We're Onto Your Game (and It Stinks)

We have had enough of the Liberal marketing and twisting of the facts (the Liberals are Revisionists, folks!) through the Washington Post and New York Times!! We recognize the biological waste fed to our children through the public skrewls for what it is!! We've stopped listening to the Liberal propaganda being taught in our colleges and universities (Academia is the breeding ground for Liberal hypocrisy). And we've started fighting back!!

The pages of this blog will serve to illuminate the answers to Liberal stupidity. We'll shed Conservative light on the private lives of some prominent idiots such as Bill and Hillary Clinton, the Kennedy clan, Nancy Pelosi, Michael Moore, and Barbra Streisand. For instance, Hillary Clinton supports the rights of 13 year old girls to have abortions without parental consent, yet she absolutely forbid her daughter Chelsea from piercing her ears and enrolled her in a school that would not distribute condoms to minors.

It will become obvious that liberalism in the end forces its adherents to become hypocrites. These people adopt one pose in public, but when it comes to what matters most in their lives - their property, their privacy, and their children - they jettison their dark Liberal principles and embrace the Conservative light. Stand tall, my fellow Conservative!! We are beating down the darkness!!

We'll also spend some time exploring the left-wing Liberal media and the Liberal colleges who are attempting to destroy America from within. Let us begin with the most simple of lessons. Lesson 1: When Liberals abandon their darkened principles for the Conservative light, they often improve their lives. What does that tell us about which ideas are superior?

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